This will be my grandest technological undertaking to date. While I'm gone, I'll try upload pictures and keep everyone updated as to my whereabouts...... I can't promise too much!
hello i am the ancient man in this photo by the lovely alia player hater. unfortunately alia has started stalking me because of my wisdom and my flexibility when it comes to my ashtanga postures. i caught her tickling my bum during my handstand without hands. i then slapped her sista booty whereby she got excited and then tried to tear off my robe, luckily i was wearing diesel underwear madonna gave me when we were dating and doing hotbox yoga together in beverly hills. well good luck and harisahamanan which means slap my ass i slap your ass double.
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hello i am the ancient man in this photo by the lovely alia player hater. unfortunately alia has started stalking me because of my wisdom and my flexibility when it comes to my ashtanga postures. i caught her tickling my bum during my handstand without hands. i then slapped her sista booty whereby she got excited and then tried to tear off my robe, luckily i was wearing diesel underwear madonna gave me when we were dating and doing hotbox yoga together in beverly hills. well good luck and harisahamanan which means slap my ass i slap your ass double.
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